(DramaWiki) – “Goemon” is based on the life of Ishikawa Goemon a legendary 16th century ninja warrior and bandit who stole valuables and gave them to the poor. There is little historical information on Goemon’s life, and thus he has become a folk hero, whose background and origins have been widely speculated upon.
Now, more than a month ago I bought some movies off of YesAsia.com when they were having this sale. Some were out of stock, so I only got them in the mail a few days ago.
After I put the order through I realized that Goemon had no English subtitles, and unfortunately, I could not cancel it.
So I watched this film entirely without subtitles. The general plot was easy to follow, though I was lost of some specifics. I understood a few words here and there, but mostly I had no idea what they were saying. I looked around the internet and found out more details of it, including the fact that it’s very loosely based off a true story. Who knew?
It was quite an action packed revenge film which relied a lot on special effects. It was pretty, full of lots of pretty people, and was quite entertaining. If you can find it somewhere with subtitles, I’d rec it. Or if you know Japanese. That would be helpful. My basic knowledge of Japanese wasn’t quite enough to understand what they were saying. Maybe I’ll rewatch it one day when I actually know Japanese *crosses fingers*
Piano Man (1996) – South Korea crime thriller. It wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t nearly as thrilling as I hoped it would be.
The Banquet (2006) – Chinese historical drama. I really enjoyed it, and it made me think a bit of Curse of the Golden Flower.
Aladin (2009) – Bollywood… comedy/fantasy. It was okay, kind of funny. Mostly silly, and we think it spent a little too much time on the Aladin/Jasmine romance and not enough with campy evil Sanjay Dutt. Amitabh was awesome, of course.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) – Okay, it’s official. Michael Bay has succeeded in making explosions boring. The movie was pretty much 95% explosions, and 5% Megan Fox flaunting. Why was it almost two and a half hours long? It didn’t even having any musical numbers…
I’ve been a little AWOL from here for a while. If you follow me on Livejournal you probably already know, but I’ve been under the weather the last little while. I was sick a couple weeks ago, then I was better for a week, but last week my cold decided to come back and turn into a chest infection (complete with losing my voice for a few days) and pink eye.
I’m a lot better now thanks to DRUGS. My pink eye is making my eyes hurt and a bit goopy still, but my voice is nearly back to normal and I only have a bit of a cough left. Yay.
I’ve watched a few movies since Ninja Assassin, but nothing too special. I did quite enjoy Chicago though. That was pretty awesome. And Angels & Demons was so much better than The Da Vinci Code – remember, I hated it.
Anyways, my region free DVD player seems to have decided to call it quits, so I watched this on my sister’s laptop while sitting on the couch. It’s so awesome to just be able to lounge around on the couch and surf the internet. Hee.
It’s 1949 and World War II never happened. Nikola Tesla has just won a Nobel Prize rather than dying in obscurity and the Japanese Empire is an undying aristocracy where the rich sip tea out of bone china, while the poor die in the gutters. K-20, the Fiend with Twenty Faces, steals from the rich and gives to himself. But now, on the eve of the marriage between society princess, Yoko Hashiba, and chief of police, Kogoro Akechi, the fiend frames simple circus acrobat Hekichi Endo (Takeshi Kaneshiro) for his crimes…
Have you ever up and randomly bought a film simply because of the lead actor? Or because the complete chaos (as in ‘it’s crowded and there are so many things going on at once’) of the movie poster?
Or because of a half a line of text?
Well, I am guilty right now of doing all three.
I added this to my shopping cart on YesAsia after three things – 1. Takeshi Kaneshiro 2. The cluttered yet awesome movie poster 3. ‘It’s 1949. Word War II has been avoided.’
I’m going to be honest here – I love Takeshi Kaneshiro. He’s one helluva great actor who can do romance, action, comedy, musicals, etc – and in several different languages. And he’s a hottie to boot. I’ll watch him in pretty much anything (though I am still not over the fact that they dubbed over his voice in Red Cliff…).
Another thing I love – AUs. I love the idea of stories being told of alternate timelines. What if such-and-such didn’t happen? What if such-and-such did happen? How would that effect the world?
K-20 shows a reality where World War II never happened. Japan remained an imperial empire.
Another thing that was AU that I loved to see – Tesla being a hero. Hell yeah, Team Tesla! … My sister and I are Team Tesla. HE WAS ROBBED.
The story itself was really well put together. It’s almost a Robin Hood kind of tale. The film was full of everything you’d want in a movie. Action, comedy, suspense, eye candy, drama, and a strong hearted female lead. She was much more than the rich girl going to be married to the brilliant detective. She had dreams, and was quite kickass.
It was well rounded, and exciting. It was close to two and a half hours long, but it never got boring.
Rating: 5/5
Oh, lastly I must be completely shallow and mention that Takeshi looked dashing as usual, and the actor who played Akechi was quite handsome. I uhh… Kind of found myself starring at all the prettiness on the screen…
We had family movie night and watched a movie I recently purchased… NINJA ASSASSIN!!!!
I bought it at BestBuy last week and my god – why do Hollywood movies cost so much??? That’s the most I’ve spent on a movie in a long time! But alas, I had to have it…
(IMDB) – When several people are killed in a peculiar manner, a Europol agent suspects that it could be the work of Ninja assassins. Her superiors warn her that she’s entering dangerous territory. But she investigates nonetheless and it leads her to another dead agent who was also investigating the same thing. When she is marked for death, she is saved by another Ninja, whom she learns has gone renegade.
I had wanted to see this in theaters, but unfortunately never got a chance.
I had three reasons as to why I wanted to see this movie:
1. Ninja
2. Assassin
3. RAIN
Now, having seen it – it’s not one you can call a good movie. But it is an entertaining movie. Quite entertaining.
Not much for plot, not much for actual acting, senseless violence with excessive almost-Japanese-shock-film-but-not-quite gore, and several shots of Rain shirtless, sweating, and KICKING ASS.
Throughout the film I made several hilarious (read: VERY CORNY) jokes about ‘Rain-ing justice’ and such. I waited, waited, and waited and a K-Pop reference finally showed up!
Okay, they didn’t mention K-Pop directly, but… “He’s a deadly assassin? He looks more like he could be in a boy band.” OH SNAP.
So on a mindless entertainment level? IT WAS AWESOME.
Rating: 4/5
Seriously, how can I not make jokes about ‘Rain-ing justice’ and that? C’mon… HE BRINGS IT ON HIMSELF.
Hey, I haven’t posted in a while, huh… I haven’t seen too many movies since What’s Your Raashee?. HERE is a list of all I’ve seen this year (I update it whenever I watch a movie).
So notable – Ikiru was really good, yet quite sad. Død snø was AWESOME what with being about some med students in Norway up on a mountain fighting off Nazi zombies. Spy Girl was a funny/cute/stupid time pass film. G-Men was okay, as was Sanshiro Sugata Part II (Part I was on at 3am so I didn’t get to see it).
No Regrets for Our Youth was really really good, though I’ll admit to not knowing anything about the earlier war events happening in the film (my school failed at non-Canadian history, okay? All I was taught about Japan in history was that they attacked Pearl Harbor, and were later nuked twice by the US).
The other two movies that I watched (Ghosts of Girlfriends Past and Lakeview Terrace) weren’t awful, but nothing really to write home about.
So that brings me to… My Sassy Girl! Which apparently they made a Hollywood version in 2008. I think I vaguely remember seeing something about that, but my memory isn’t that great sometimes…
(IMDB) – Based on a series of true stories posted by Ho-sik Kim on the Internet describing his relationship with his girlfriend. These were later transformed into a best-selling book and the movie follows the book closely. It describes the meeting of Kyun-woo (Cha) and an unnamed girl. Kyun-woo is shamed into assisting the girl because the other passengers mistakenly think she is his girlfriend. Once he helps her, Kyun-woo develops a deep sense of responsibility for her which enables him to tolerate (somehow) the girls abuses.
I only had a few reactions while watching this. I was either laughing to nearly the brink of tears, feeling sympathetic towards a character, squeeing like a little school girl, and crying. I’m a total sap sometimes…
Mostly the film was hilarious. Day-dream sequences with a bunch of flying through the air and gunfire, a slapping game, rewriting the ending of an epic romance film, Kyun-woo running around in high heels, partying like drunken fools in their high school uniforms… Just to name a few.
It’s just one of those stories that’ll make you laugh until you cry, and cry until you laugh.
(IMDB) – A young man has only ten days to locate his soulmate as dictated by the stars, otherwise he could lose a fortune. He thus embarks on a journey through love, looking through twelve girls to find the one who fits his horoscope.
Ah, I must start off by pointing out the hilarity of the opening statement.
It makes me think of a while ago when I watching this other movie. I can’t remember what the movie was, but I remember it had this big thing at the beginning all, ‘SMOKING IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH!!!!!!’ Or sometimes the film will be outrageously unbelievable but still there will be the ‘This is a work of fiction blah blah blah etc etc’ notices. They amuse me.
Anyways, this movie made the record books by having Priyanka Chopra playing twelve different characters.
With the plot – once you get past the fact that Yogesh was tricked into coming home to India (“Your father has had a heart attack, come quick!”), and pressured into finding a bride in less than ten days so they could get money to settle Yogesh’s brother’s debts to the tune of 4 crores… It was really quite sweet. It actually made me think of the Tollywood film Chukkallo Chandrudu, except with twelve girls all played by Priyanka Chopra instead of three separate girls. The interaction between Yogesh and the twelve ‘signs’ was the best thing going for this movie. Everything else was pretty… uninteresting.
Priyanka Chopra was really great in this. All the different characters – she played them all really well. Though I don’t fully agree with the Libran girl being all crazy analytical. I’m a Libra and I’m not crazy analytical… am I? I don’t think I am… Yeah, they’re all extreme stereotypes of the different personalities that different signs have. I’m not into astrology or anything, but I still enjoyed the characterizations. I’ll say again that I thought Priyanka Chopra did a wonderful job playing twelve radically different characters.
I was cheering for a specific girl for the entire film, and sadly Yogesh didn’t pick her. It was kind of obvious after a while which one he was going to marry, but… I was holding out hope!
And speaking of Yogesh… Harman Baweja wasn’t actually terrible in this. Has his acting improved since Love Story 2050???
I don’t have anything else to say, so I’ll just post some fun numbers that were going on. I was in stitches from the one with the Libran girl…
(IMDB) – Chein is a city boy who moves with his cousins to work at a ice factory. He does this with a family promise never to get involved in any fight. However, when members of his family begin disappearing after meeting the management of the factory, the resulting mystery and pressures forces him to break that vow and take on the villainy of the Big Boss.
Before this – I had never seen a Bruce Lee film before. I know, it’s blasphemy! I had found this five DVD set of Bruce Lee movies at the Bargain Shop a while ago for about $5 and I couldn’t pass it up.
I don’t really have much to say about The Big Boss aside from, “DUDE – THAT WAS AWESOME!”, so I probably shouldn’t have really bothered with a review, but hell – it’s my blog, and if I want to do shameless pimping, I bloody well can.
Oh! I do have something to say! I liked the ending.
SPOILERS!
Not just the total kick assness of Bruce Lee, but the fact that there were CONSEQUENCES. That’s missing in a lot of movies, I think. The hero goes and gets revenge, and everyone walks away happy. You don’t often see the hero getting arrested by the police afterward. It’s not completely glorifying violence.
Rating: 4.5/5
Avantika (Kareena Kapoor), a professor at an Indian college, falls in love with Ehsaan (Saif Ali Khan), another professor, after a chance meeting. They quickly get married as Avantika is asked back to her previous job at a college in New York. After moving into a Muslim neighborhood, Avantika begins to discover that Ehsaan is not really the man she believed him to be.
Just by that one would think it’s the next Fanaa. It’s not. While it does have a bit of a love story, it’s not the central plot of the film. It tries more to be a serious drama about terrorists, and terrorism.
But to me – it failed.
It had the potential to be a real interesting, gripping, and thought provoking thriller, but it suffered from bad acting (where do they find these white actors from???), and just a badly put together script.
The idea is interesting. The interpretation leaves a lot to be desired.
Also – it would have been great if Saif Ali Khan’s face/forehead was able to move during moments where he’s supposed to show emotion. Why did he have to go get all that botox??? YOU LOOK PLASTIC NOW. And he was supposed to be 35? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Maybe I’m getting cynical in my old age, but I didn’t really quite enjoy this as much as I hoped to.
(IMDB) – Dr. Adrian Helmsley, part of a worldwide geophysical team investigating the effect on the earth of radiation from unprecedented solar storms, learns that the earth’s core is heating up. He warns U.S. President Thomas Wilson that the crust of the earth is becoming unstable and that without proper preparations for saving a fraction of the world’s population, the entire race is doomed. Meanwhile, writer Jackson Curtis stumbles on the same information. While the world’s leaders race to build “arks” to escape the impending cataclysm, Curtis struggles to find a way to save his family.
Surprise, surprise – another disaster movie! Why are there so many? While I do appreciate the excitement created in films by having things randomly explode for no real rhyme or reason, I’m not a real fan of the disaster movie genre. Because they’re all the same.
Smart scientist discovers that bad shit is going to happen, people try to stop it/prepare for it, asteroid/aliens/mother nature tries to wipe out humanity – BUT WE DON’T TAKE ORDERS FROM NO ONE, BITCH.
And have you ever noticed that in the vast majority of disaster movies the US presidents are black? Is it supposed to be some sort of ‘only when we overcome our prejudices and elect a black president will we be able to stand united and triumph over whatever evils come our way’ message?
I remember when we first heard about this movie we were saying, “Yeah, they’re going to have a black president again. And he’s going to be played by… I dunno, Danny Glover. Haven’t seen him around in a while.” We looked it up, and what do you know – the president in 2012 was played by Danny Glover!
Anyways, it may have been to add a little humor to the situation, but the whole thing with the Queen kind of rubbed the wrong way. Danny Glover was the brave US president who gave up his seat and stood by his people at the White House and died heroically, while the Queen went happily along onto the ark with her corgis – to hell with England! That’s what I got from it. Maybe I’m just over analyzing things. *shrug*
About the characters – I really couldn’t care about anyone aside from the Russian’s dog, Sasha, the Russian chick, and the scientist guy. And that’s in order of who I cared about most.
I really could not feel any love for John Cusack’s character. I mean, what kind of person ignores a large fence with a RESTRICTED AREA sign, a large rotting moose corpse, and a shit load of steam just to see the spot where he used to snog his ex-wife? He purposely put his children in harms way – more than once! I wish the wife’s boyfriend would have lived instead. He may have had a pretentious job and car, but he’d never be charged with reckless child endangerment.
I won’t even touch upon all the Mayan calendar/Nostradamus and science stuff. I mean… Really? Please.
I must say, I did like how they had French people speaking French, Chinese people speaking Chinese, and the Saudi prince actually reading from right-to-left. Usually movies just have everyone speaking English, or reading incorrectly, and that bugs me. I remember in the new The Day The Earth Stood Still they had this one little scene where they had a stereotypical Muslim guy with an atrociously fake beard pasted on. It was so bad it was hilarious.
Lastly – no disaster movie should ever be two and a half hours long. It didn’t even have any musical numbers! And people complain about Bollywood having long ass movies…
(IMDB) - In the future, Jake, a paraplegic war veteran, is brought to another planet, Pandora, which is inhabited by the Na’vi, a humanoid race with their own language and culture. Those from Earth find themselves at odds with each other and the local culture.
Maybe it was the crazy amount of hype that this got, or maybe because I didn’t see it in 3D and get distracted by fancy special effects – but this really fell flat for me. It may have impressive special effects, but the story itself was nothing original.
It’s basically Dances With Wolves, but on another planet. Pick any film that features the ‘evils of technology’ and ‘white guy goes native’. Put that in space with blue kind-of-cat-like-people and you have Avatar.
I personally can’t see why it swept the Golden Globes. It’s nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars. I’ve seen District 9 and Inglorious Basterds but none of the other ones nominated. I don’t think Avatar should win. District 9 was good, but I felt like I was getting hit in the face with a textbook on morality. Inglorious Basterds was solid all around for me, and I’m cheering for it.
Anyways, I did get a kick out of the asshole General though. He reminded me of Colonel Guile from Street Fighter – complete with cheesy video game dialogue. I did (half)jokingly suggest that Jean-Claude Van Damme should have been the General, but I got frightened looks from everyone else in the room…
Rating: 3/5
(IMDB) - The film deals with a newly married couple caught on camera at a hotel during their honeymoon. The video is released on the Internet and the bride ultimately commits suicide. The husband, in pursuit of revenge, delves into the world of underground pornography, eventually traveling to Amsterdam and Switzerland to seek out the criminals of the underground pornography industry that profited from the film.
Recently I purchased a handful of DVDs from the $1 bin at Nehaflix.com. I feel no guilt about buying bad movies when they’re $1 each.
And this film was bad. It started off okay, then quickly featured a whirlwind romance. The whole process of becoming friends to being in love in film time was seven days, but it was crammed into one five minute song montage.
They quickly got married, and when the plot really started to unfold – that’s when it really started going downhill.
As the plot synopsis says, his trail of the porn people sends him to Switzerland. The stereotypes were aggravating at first, but after about an hour I just resorted to laughing and shaking my head.
What I got from it is that anyone who has any of the following: multiple piercings, tattoos, dyed hair – is either a pervert, child molester, alcoholic, cocaine addict, or a lesbian (being a lesbian is a BAD, apparently), or a combination of any of the following.
On the lesbian front it is also implied that being a lesbian was because of the nasty Western influences as a result of growing up in Switzerland, and if she had been raised in India she would have been the perfect straight child.
Also, a large generalization on the porn industry – everyone is forced into it! No one actually enjoys it.
It had a message at the beginning and at the end about how human trafficking is widespread and needs to be stopped. That’s a message I can get behind, but upon watching it that’s not the message that I got. Like I said, I got more of a ‘the Western influences lead to being a pervert – India is great and will result in perfect children!’ feeling from it.
But hey, on the upside (probably the only real upside) I did enjoy this song:
It’s so awesome that in the DVD set I got (again – $1!!) it comes with a bonus feature DVD (which I’ll never watch), and a bonus audio CD. All the other songs are just kind of ‘meh’, but this one was awesome.
Also, the actress who played the evil chick behind the whole plot? Amrita Singh, aka Saif Ali Khan’s ex-wife! I dunno, I just found this to be hilarious.
Rating: 1.5/5
Extra hilarious random thing – The other guy in the movie (sex shop worker!) had an eyebrow piercing that was hilariously glued onto his eyebrow. One of the balls actually was pasted on his eyelid. Hahaha.
(YesAsia.com) – Andy Lau is ‘Aaron’, a rich, successful businessman who falls off a boat, and drifts ashore an island located in Hong Kong’s rural outskirts. He’s mistaken for an illegal immigrant, and is taken in by a family who runs a small grocery store. The owner (Deannie Ip) is a bit unscrupulous, but ‘Aaron’ falls in love with her daughter ‘Yvonne’ (Sharla Cheung), who just so happens to work at his company. Discovering rest and enjoyment in his new pauper lifestyle, the former rich playboy hides his identity and goes about trying to win ‘Yvonne’s’ heart. But ‘Yvonne’ desires to leave her poor life, and ‘Aaron’s’ company is threatened by a hostile takeover! Can the pauper return to being a prince and win the heart of his chosen princess?
Before I actually talk about the movie, I have to talk about the synopsis. On the back of the DVD case and the synopsis provided from YesAsia.com, it talks about ‘Aaron’, ‘Yvonne’, ‘Karen’, ‘Martin’, and ‘Bob’. The names are actually: ‘Lone Ka-Chun’, ‘Moon’, ‘Shi-Yi’, and two other names I can’t actually remember or find. But they weren’t ‘Martin’ or ‘Bob’.
I don’t get why they had to say ‘Aaron’ and all those names when they really weren’t.
Anyways, I bought this for Andy Lau. Because I like Andy Lau, but haven’t actually seen him in much (House of Flying Daggers, The Warlords). I bought this cheaply from YesAsia.com, not realizing it’s actually from 1991.
But hey, just because it’s from the 90s doesn’t mean it’s bad. It’s not.
It was cutely hilarious. I really enjoyed it. It’s nothing really special, but enjoyable.
If you’re looking for a cute hilarious 90s film to get away from all the ever-so-popular Chinese epics (I love them, but everyone and their dog likes to call themselves fans of world-cinema because they’ve seen all these high coveted epics) – I’d say give this a try.